I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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