Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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