Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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