I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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