I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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