She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I don't think brook has ever known best
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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