so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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