Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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