wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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