Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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