Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
