I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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