need another drink. this is the easiest way
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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