i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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