He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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