I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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