operation harelip BJ is a go
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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