I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
