Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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