Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize
