Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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