That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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