she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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