then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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