It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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