dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Randomize
