He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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