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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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