how hairy? two words: wookie tits
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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