White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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