This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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