i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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