we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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