I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
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