Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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