i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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