Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
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We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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