And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You ruined the universe
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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