i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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