So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
