I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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