I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I understand Curling. That high.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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