So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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