just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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