i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
i drank out of a bidet.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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