Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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