I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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