I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize