I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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