Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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