she was so not down for the gang bang
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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